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高二の娘との会話 40 ・・・山でロマンスは生まれるか? Is a girl hit by love's arrow in a mountain?
I wrote my journal in both Japanese and English.
I would be very <del>grad</del> glad if you help me with my English, both <del>a</del> the title and <del>a</del> the body.
娘の毛蟹は山岳部に入っている。
My daughter, Kegani, is in a mountaineering club at high school.
I asked her a question.
あーす 「ねえ、どうなの?山岳部の男子で、ボーイフレンドとかできないの?」
毛蟹 「駄目だね。」
あーす 「何で??? だって、みんな気は優しくて力持ち。頭もいいし、面白そうだし、いいじゃない?」
毛蟹 「山でさ、何もかもわかっちゃってるから、無理。」
あーす 「現実が見えすぎて、ときめかないの?」
毛蟹 「うん。」
earth : Well, Kegani, can’t you get a boy friend in your club?
Kegani : Impossible.
earth : Why??? The boys sound gentle, reliable, smart, and jolly. I like them.
Kegani : I saw the whole of their charactors in some mountains. So it’s impossible.
earth : You know their reality, and you can’t have a romantic dream for them?
Kegani : That’s right.
あーす 「・・・・・・・・・・あ、じゃ、先輩は?」
毛蟹 「先輩?????!!!! 誰????」
あーす 「卒業した女子の先輩の話に載っていたけれど。えーと、K先輩って知ってる?(母は、毛蟹がもらってきたクラブの先輩たちの思い出を書いた本を熟読していたのである。)」
毛蟹 「K先輩?」
あーす 「その女子の先輩が、山で足を踏み外して、急な斜面を落ちかかった時、K先輩が、バッて、その女子の先輩の片手をつかんでくれたんだって。リポビタンDのケイン・コスギみたかったって。全装のリュックって20キロあるんだって?それ+体重を腕をつかんで助けたんだって。かっこいいじゃない?」
earth : Well, ..............how about your senpai, elder club-members who graduated your school ?
Kegani : Senpai? Who is it?
earth : I read a story by a girl who graduated last year. She wrote about him. Well….do you know K senpai?
I carefully read a book with many stories written by elder club-members last year, which Kegani had gotten in her club.
Kegani : K senpai?
earth : When the girl lost her footing down to a sharp slope, K-senpai clutched her arm quickly. He was just like Kane Kosugi, who is a young Japanese-American actor, and in a commercial, he held a man suspending in the air with his hands in a mountain. She wrote that her rucksack for climbing with all of the necessary things weighed over 20kg. K senpai grabbed her arm and held her weight and her rucksack’s one with his one hand! How reliable and manly!
毛蟹 「ケイン・コスギ?K先輩?・・・・・・・」
あーす 「その女の子ね、その先輩の事、「神、K 先輩」って言ってた。その先輩、知ってる?」
毛蟹 「あの先輩かな・・・・?」
あーす 「!どんな先輩?」
毛蟹 「ただのメタボなおっさん。」
あーす 「え?おっさん?・・・・中年なの?」
毛蟹 「計算すると30歳のはずだけど、どーーーーーー見てもただのメタボなおっさん。頭にタオル巻いてるし。頭のてっぺん、禿げかけてるし。」
あーす 「メタボ?・・・おっさん?・・・・頭にタオル?・・・・禿げかけてる?・・・・・」
Kegani : K senpai? Just like Kane Kosugi?..........
earth : She called him her savior, her god. Do you know him?
Kegani : I could guess it might be him.
earth : What is he like?
Kegani : He is just a fat man.
earth : Just …..a fat man?........ Is he middle-ager?
Kegani : No. I counted up his age by his stories and I guess he must be 30 years old, but no matter how you look at it, he looks only a fat middle aged man. He always ties a towel around his head. The head is getting bold a little. It’s bad-looking.
earth : Fat? Bad-looking? Towel around his head?.......Furthremore losing his hair.
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崖から落ちる少女を腕一本で支えているケイン・コスギが・・・・・そんなかっこいい想像図が、・・・・・・・禿げかけた頭にタオルを巻いたメタボなおっさんに・・・・・・、これは・・・・・・・ギャグ漫画か・・・・・?
こうして、夢見がちなあーすの想像は打ち砕かれた・・・・・。
A young nice-looking guy is holing firm on a girl’s arm, who is just about to fall off a cliff, with his one hand….......
How dramatic the scene is!
Instead of that, another scene comes to me, a fat man, looked middle-aged, with a towel around his head covered by <del>little</del> a little hair, is holding a girl…..
It’s just only a scene of a comedy manga?
And thus, my romantic picture has been broken.
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