hammingtonの日記 Copyright (C) 2009-2026 Q-Eng.com All rights reserved. Q-Eng http://q-eng.com/diary/20877 2017-10-27T10:13:14Z 2017-10-27T10:13:14Z http://q-eng.com/diary/20859 2017-10-22T20:02:09Z 2017-10-22T20:02:09Z http://q-eng.com/diary/20844 2017-10-17T13:20:42Z 2017-10-17T13:20:43Z http://q-eng.com/diary/20806 2017-10-06T10:25:12Z 2017-10-06T10:25:12Z
Lại nói về Trương Liêu…

Lữ Bố và Trương Liêu die cùng lúc và gặp nhau trên thiên đàng…

LB: ủa, sao mày chết thế??? tao nghe nói SIDA 10 năm mới đi ăn cắp cơ mà???

TL: Ặc, Bố đúng là ngu, chỉ có thằng không biết comdom là gì như Bố thì mới chết vì SIDA, tao bị chết ngạt…

LB: Trời, sướng thế!!!… trong thời chiến mà chết độc đáo như mày thì không đụng hàng rồi (???)

TL: thế sao mày chết hả Bố (Bố là Lữ Bố)

LB: ah, tao hộc máu mà chết…

TL:????? i dont understand???

LB: Tao biết con Điêu Thuyền nó cặp bồ nên hôm nay tao về sớm bắt quả tang… về đến nhà tao nghe có giọng đàn ông bèn đạp door xông vào nhưng không thấy thằng chó nào, tao lục tủ… soi gầm giường… chạy lên gác vẫn không thấy ai thê là tao tức quá hộc máu chết…

TL gào lên: mk…

LB: Hả, mày sao thế??

TL: Nếu lúc đó mày mở ngay cái hòm cạnh cái tủ thì có phải bây giờ tao với mày vẫn sống không thằng Ngu… ]]> http://q-eng.com/diary/20781 2017-09-28T22:12:42Z 2017-09-28T22:12:42Z But your smile makes it alright
I’m so glad that you’re my friend
I know our friendship will never end. ]]> http://q-eng.com/diary/20751 2017-09-19T19:29:28Z 2017-09-19T19:29:28Z - Albert Einstein ]]> http://q-eng.com/diary/20700 2017-09-07T16:58:05Z 2017-09-07T16:58:05Z "So what happened that's so horrible?" the man asked as he sat down next to the farmer.
"Well," the farmer said, "today I was sitting by my cow, milking her. Just as I got the bucket full, she lifted her left leg and kicked over the bucket."
"Okay," said the man, "but that's not so bad." "Some things you just can't explain," the farmer replied. "So what happened then?" the man asked. The farmer said, "I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left."
"And then?"
"Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket."
The man laughed and said, "Again?" The farmer replied, "Some things you just can't explain." "So, what did you do then?" the man asked.
"I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right."
"And then?"
"Well, I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as I got the bucket full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail."
"Hmmm," the man said and nodded his head. "Some things you just can't explain," the farmer said.
"So, what did you do?" the man asked.
"Well," the farmer said, "I didn't have anymore rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. In that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in ... Some things you just can't explain."

*** ]]> http://q-eng.com/diary/20661 2017-08-28T17:58:39Z 2017-08-28T17:58:39Z when she came home she said “I scolded your your teacher nicely for just scolding you ” then she asked “by the way Maya what is that you didn’t do” her mother asked “My homework” said Maya. ]]> http://q-eng.com/diary/20650 2017-08-26T09:55:04Z 2017-08-26T09:55:05Z Life always offers you a second chance. It’s called tomorrow. ]]> http://q-eng.com/diary/20581 2017-08-06T18:54:51Z 2017-08-06T18:54:51Z
Every child must to go school in his/her appropriate age as everyone has equal rights for the education from birth. The growth and development of any country depend on the quality of education system set for young ones in the schools and colleges. However, the education system in every area of the country is not same so the proper growth and development of the people and society varies according to the weak and strong education system of the particular region. ]]> http://q-eng.com/diary/20578 2017-08-05T17:57:52Z 2017-08-05T17:57:52Z - Dung: uh, dung roi, nhung "nuoc dua" dang chay kia!
- Hung: !?!

#Truyencuoi ]]> http://q-eng.com/diary/20564 2017-07-30T17:03:25Z 2017-07-30T17:03:25Z Nguoi em yeu tu nay da khong con la rieng em..! ]]> http://q-eng.com/diary/20551 2017-07-25T15:02:20Z 2017-07-25T15:02:20Z
-Em ghet nhat la nhungnguoi di xem trom nhung thu cua nguoi khac.
-Chang: Uh! sao em biet?
-Nang: Em xem nhat ki cua anh va co ghi vu do!

#Truyencuoi ]]> http://q-eng.com/diary/20539 2017-07-22T14:06:18Z 2017-07-22T14:06:18Z Mot lat sau…
- Mo: The nao xong chua con?
- Quynh: Dạ xong roi a! Mo bao cho treo meo day nen con treo con cho va day con meo..!


#Truyencuoi! ]]> http://q-eng.com/diary/20531 2017-07-20T12:56:04Z 2017-07-20T12:56:04Z - Các em thích những bộ phận nào trên bức tượng kia?
- Cô ấy có cánh tay đẹp.
- Cô ấy có đôi chân dài
- Cô ấy có khuôn mặt khả ái
- Cô ấy có bộ ngực đẹp
Vasia, em thích cái gì?
- Em thích cặp mông của cô ấy ạ.
- Biến ngay khỏi lớp học và không có bố mẹ đến đây thì đừng có quay trở lại lớp.
Vasia đi ra khỏi lớp. Theo sau là Vôva.
- Vôva, em đi đâu?
- Đằng nào mà cô chả đuổi em. Trên tượng kia chỉ còn mỗi 1 bộ phận là chưa ai nói.

#Truyencuoi ]]> http://q-eng.com/diary/20516 2017-07-16T16:24:51Z 2017-07-16T16:24:51Z - Ong la cai do biet an ma khong biet nau
- Ba tuong ba ngon lam ha. tui con do hon ba, cai do biet nau ma khong dam an..!!

#Truyencuoi ]]> http://q-eng.com/diary/20512 2017-07-15T10:05:33Z 2017-07-15T10:05:33Z I don't know what am i have to do right now?
I need your shoulder..
i need warm your hand..
I need sweet your kiss...
I need You miss about me..
..But...I haven't anything more.. now and forever.. so..
Mybe..I give up!...

Goodbye Mydarling..! ]]> http://q-eng.com/diary/20511 2017-07-15T10:05:29Z 2017-07-15T10:05:32Z What's happend?...
I don't know what am i have to do right now?
I need your shoulder..
i need warm your hand..
I need sweet your kiss...
I need You miss about me..
..But...I haven't anything more.. now and forever.. so..
Mybe..I give up!...

Goodbye Mydarling..! ]]> http://q-eng.com/diary/20492 2017-07-09T21:33:30Z 2017-07-09T21:33:30Z http://q-eng.com/diary/20489 2017-07-08T14:35:55Z 2017-07-08T14:35:55Z My life is a story..!
when I was a young, I want to be came a tour guide.. because my hobbies is travel around of the world...
4 years ago, when i was a student at high school, everything was terrible, my english too bad and everytime when I had to studied english..I alway felt scared.. But at present, everything no problem with me, I listen to english, read english newspaper.... It's intresting and i really really enjoy it right now..! ]]>